I had a dream about my ex last night, it started off that I was doing a play with my family…all in Spanish, but my ex and his new girlfriend were there. Anyway, the show went on, and the next thing I knew, I was walking to a shopping centre with a girl from school in the year above I barely know, and there was a car wash right in the middle of the centre, and I tried to push her in it and then she was like “Oh my god” and I laughed and said, “Sorry I don’t know you well enough to do that yet” and then she walked off, and there were childrens rides in the corner, and I sat on one and started playing on my phone and then the others got filled up by other people, I was reading through my texts and looked at one and thought, “I hope I didn’t send that to my ex” and then I looked up and I saw the back of his head, so I got up and went over and said hi and he turned around, and he got up and tried to walk off and said “No, we’re not talking anymore” and then I followed him and he tried to walk off again saying, “No, we’re not friends” and then finally I cornered him and he smiled, and we went into a mountain sports shop thing, and we were walking around and it was empty then loads of people starting coming in and I said to him “I will shout hemroids really loud” and I did and as we were walking out some old lady was having a go at me for shouting Hemmy Hemroids. After that, we were in the cinema, just us two and I put my drink down and I remember thinking, “Shall I put my head on his shoulder?” and then he put his head on my head, resting against me, so I put my head on his shoulder and we just kind of fit together. And then I heard his other girlfriend walk in and we were sat on the aisle seats so she sat on the other row and she’d been shopping so she put all her stuff on the seats behind us. Anyway during the movie my ex was laughing saying I was going to fall asleep and kept kissing me on the cheek and stuff, and trying to cuddle me to sleep in the middle of a film, and in the end I nearly fell asleep and was like no, and moved to the seats behind, and my cousin was sitting there and had loads of food and she knocked it all over, and then my ex’s new girlfriend went and sat next to my ex where I’d been sitting, and I leant round and grabbed my ex and kissed him properly on the mouth, and I opened my eyes for a second and I could see his girlfriend staring at me. Then she was like, “No. I’m going” and I was like, “No, it was an accident” and she got her stuff and walked round, and as she walked past me she looked at me and put her arms out for a hug, I went to hug her back and she stormed off lol. Anyway I got up to help my cousin pick her food up and take it out of the cinema, and my ex walked off ahead at some point. As I was walking out with my cousin I saw my ex’s girlfriend sitting at the back, and I told her not to be mad. 

“Don’t be mad”

“I am mad”

“It was an accident, I swear. I only meant to kiss him on the cheek”

“Well that’s bad enough”

“He’s been kissing me on the cheek all evening. You forget, we haven’t spoken for months, I miss him.”

And walked off, and I followed my ex in the car park (not deliberately, he was just ahead) and I remember smiling to myself and feeling happy because I knew he still loved me, and he had kept his promise that I’d always be a part of him. Anyway, so  he walked off and the next thing I knew I was walking into a party with my friend Ellesia with her telling me that nobody there was human and I was looking at loads of alien food and ordering alien “grapefruit nectarine” from a fat lady who was apparently an alien.